Because it's just never too early to start embarrassing your children

With Jonah and his little friend M while dropping them off at school yesterday (notice M's face throughout -- "She's pretty weird, but we all know that, and... she's not my mom!"):

Hey, are you guys cold?


Do you want to give each other a hug?


...Am I making you feel awkward?


Hahahahahaha and I'm not sorry.